i want my wedding vows to be an intense rap battle with my spouse-to-be
My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.
it makes me uncomfortable that they dont shoot movie scenes in order
i can’t fucking breathe
if you like laughing watch this holy fuck
So, Will Smith rapped on The Graham Norton Show again tonight. And DJ Jazzy Jeff was there. And Alfonso Ribeiro did The Carlton Dance. It was a joy to behold.
best ever moment on the graham norton show
See also: best ever moment
in my family i’m the ‘computer whiz’ cause i understand that when u open a new window the previous one isn’t gone
once we got our math tests back and this one guy got a D and he was really quiet for a minute and i expected him to be really sad or something but instead he puts his fist in the air and goes “YES, THIS IS GONNA RAISE MY GRADE!” and i think that pretty much sums up math right there
if i had a dollar for every time someone made a “he got the D” comment on this i would have enough money to buy a giraffe and drive myself to the bottom of the ocean