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laugh-addict:

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING AT THIS GIF

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EVERY TIME I SEE IT
I MEAN

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LOOK AT HIS LEG
THE WAY HE FLIES

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LOOK AT IT
I’M LAUGHING TO TEARS
THE LEG IS LIKE “SOMEBODY SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE MEEEEEEEEEEE”

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I BASICALLY CANNOT
AND LOKI IS LIKE

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DAMN RIGHT BITCH

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AND HIS ARM
THE GUYS ARM AND LEG
I’M CRYING

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LOOK AT THE MOTHERFUCKER 

via laugh-addict

(Source: norseboners)

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how to kiss

[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing

[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length

[step 3] move in for the kill

(Source: conversationparade)

keithmorris:

i wanted to know what a duck looked like without a beak so i googled it and ive been laughing at this photo for about 3 minutes


OH NEIN YOU DIDN’T.
I DID NAZI THAT COMING.
OH HEIL NO
JEW DID NOT JUST MAKE THAT JOKE
THAT IS NOT ALL REICH, OKAY, OH MY GOD
GUYS, THESE JOKES ARE TASTELESS, ANNE FRANKLY I WON’T STAND FOR THEM.
JOKES LIKE THIS REALLY PUT ME OUT OF MEIN KAMPFORT ZONE. 
THESE JOKES ARE BAD, THEY DID NOT REQUIRE MUCH CONCENTRATION.
i’m going to hell just for reblogging this.

OH NEIN YOU DIDN’T.

I DID NAZI THAT COMING.

OH HEIL NO

JEW DID NOT JUST MAKE THAT JOKE

THAT IS NOT ALL REICH, OKAY, OH MY GOD

GUYS, THESE JOKES ARE TASTELESS, ANNE FRANKLY I WON’T STAND FOR THEM.

JOKES LIKE THIS REALLY PUT ME OUT OF MEIN KAMPFORT ZONE. 

THESE JOKES ARE BAD, THEY DID NOT REQUIRE MUCH CONCENTRATION.


i’m going to hell just for reblogging this.

(Source: changetheworldlaugh)

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