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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING AT THIS GIF
EVERY TIME I SEE IT
I MEAN
LOOK AT HIS LEG
THE WAY HE FLIES
LOOK AT IT
I’M LAUGHING TO TEARS
THE LEG IS LIKE “SOMEBODY SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE MEEEEEEEEEEE”
I BASICALLY CANNOT
AND LOKI IS LIKE
DAMN RIGHT BITCH
AND HIS ARM
THE GUYS ARM AND LEG
I’M CRYING
LOOK AT THE MOTHERFUCKER
via laugh-addict
(Source: norseboners)
satan: let there be wifi passwords
satan: let there be calories
satan: let there be post limit
satan: let there be swag
satan: let there be crocs
satan: let there be One Direction fans
(Source: rraaaarrl)
how to kiss
[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing
[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length
[step 3] move in for the kill
(Source: conversationparade)
i wanted to know what a duck looked like without a beak so i googled it and ive been laughing at this photo for about 3 minutes
OH NEIN YOU DIDN’T.
I DID NAZI THAT COMING.
OH HEIL NO
JEW DID NOT JUST MAKE THAT JOKE
THAT IS NOT ALL REICH, OKAY, OH MY GOD
GUYS, THESE JOKES ARE TASTELESS, ANNE FRANKLY I WON’T STAND FOR THEM.
JOKES LIKE THIS REALLY PUT ME OUT OF MEIN KAMPFORT ZONE.
THESE JOKES ARE BAD, THEY DID NOT REQUIRE MUCH CONCENTRATION.
i’m going to hell just for reblogging this.
(Source: changetheworldlaugh)
(Source: killself)
me: does 5 situps
me: where are my abs
in my natural habitat
my friends: i love it when my boyfriend tells me he loves me
me: i love it when my microwave tells me my food is ready
